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Senin, 05 September 2011

Oh The Iron of It All


Tired of those plastic action figures and their comic book/anime origins?  



Try this one for a change: all the way from Baguio, a badass hunter of indeterminate superhero league or whatsoever affiliation.  Possibly he has a tribe, because in the store there are groups of them, but each of them could be operating solo.


This little hunter here is made of ironwood.  If you'll notice, he's got the string of the bow all taut with minimal effort, the string even magically stretching without him touching it yet.  


Anyway, this sculptural error can be forgiven as Edge was able to get Mr. Hunter for just a little over 500 Pesos.  In Baguio, they sell the black wooden sculptures (which cost less because the wood is lighter), and the expensive brown ones made of ironwood.  We saw a pair that costs PhP 3,500--but Edge is not really a fan of men with giant schlongs and giant-breasted women.      


If you know how to haggle, you can really drive the price down, which is what we did to get this guy who otherwise would have probably cost PhP 800 to 900 elsewhere.  


Incidentally, the salesladies will tell you it's expensive because ironwood, being ironwood, is hard to carve.  As it turns out, ironwood is an umbrella term for woods all over the world that are, well... hard.  In the Philippines, kamagong and mangkono are considered ironwood, the latter being the hardest variety in the country.  


At Mines View Park (where we didn't find Mr. Hunter) I found a nice pair of arnis sticks made of kamagong, their weight very, very nice on my hands.  Just PhP 200.  But since I'm no longer in college and it's too late to take P.E. classes in arnis, and since I don't know, too, where I'm going to use them, I simply said Pass.

Senin, 08 Agustus 2011

Resurrecting the Smurfs

How do you introduce a bunch of peaceable, blue-skinned, white capped, and three-apples-high folks living in idyllic conditions and whose voabulary seem to revolve around the all-encompassing harmless word "smurf"--how do  you introduce the Smurfs to kids of today reared in Plants Vs. Zombies, Angry Birds, and God of War

You make a comeback film shot in 3D, and hope ticket sales are brisk and reception is good because we don't want the little guys rubbing off the wrong way on kids seeing the Smurfs for the first time ever in their life. 

If the movie fails (despite Neil Patrick Harris's best efforts, and Katy Perry's involvement, and Hank Azaria's overcharged antics), there's always McDonald's to further immortalize the Smurfs with Smurf action figures in every Happy Meal. 

When I was a kid, I used to have a Smurf action figure (though action figure may be the wrong word as it didn't have movable arms and legs).  Anyway, I don't know where that is now.  Also, I've forgotten what the Smurfs TV show was like.  I remember they lived in a forest, and that they were all blue, and pretty much that's it.  The same way that the only thing I remember about the Carebears is their powers emanating from the image on their tummy.  Oh well.




Jumat, 15 Juli 2011

Lots and Lots of Action Figures



One of my favorite lines from The X-Files is when Scully exclaims in the 3-parter episodes Anasazi: "Lots and lots of files."


Anyway.  

Here are lots and lots of action figures at a store in the 999 Mall in Divisoria.  I forgot what aisle number this is in, but it's in the ground floor.  Action figures sell anywhere from PhP 150 to 500.  And they're nicely detailed too.

Kamis, 07 Juli 2011

Sacrilege, Anyone?

Found this while searching for images of Kobe Abe's book The Box Man: an action figure of God Almighty, complete with Kalashnikov AK-47 assault rifle and hallowed cloak of invulnerability. (Let's see the very best superheroes of Marvel and DC beat that.)  As far as sacrilege goes, this definitely beats that Piss Christ artwork.

Incidentally, the site I landed had an (out of the) boxed theme featuring artsy photos and artworks of people posing inside and coming out of boxes.  (Think of Madonna's video Human Nature--though curiously enough, that video of Madonna's was not included.)  Anyway, this godly action figure was.



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Speaking of religion and things f*cked up, I can't wait to hear what those luxury vehicle-requesting bishops have to say for themselves.



Senin, 20 Juni 2011

So Many Green Lanterns, So Little Time

You gotta love China. 

They already have Green Lantern action figures in the likeness of Ryan Reynolds

(see photo below) sold in Divisoria.  (Thankfully, the store owners allow picture-taking of the goods, unlike in upscale Shangri-La with that pesky lady guard.)
Ryan Reynolds flanked by his Green Lantern friends
This particular stall in 186 mall (I'm not sure why they name malls in Divisoria after numbers, there's 168, 999.  Lucky numbers in Chinese?)--anyway, this particular stall in 186 mall sells lotsa action figures.  There's even two versions of Wolverine--him clad in his classic yellow, black and blue, and the updated version looking uncannily like Hugh Jackman himself.   The prices, said the nice lady, range from PhP 150 to PhP 300.  Not bad. 



Back to Green Lantern

Until recently I thought the Green Lantern was supposed to be the African-American Jon Stewart of Justice League.  As it turns out, there is more than one Green Lantern.  Apparently, Green Lantern is a corps of superheroes all sporting the same power ring.

Which is why when the Green Lantern movie came out with the not-quite-African-American Ryan Reynolds, confusion set in.  Truth be told, I do not know my DC. 
So that's why the trailer shows several other green-clad heroes.

I still equate Green Lantern with Jon Stewart though, so every time the trailer came on, I keep looking for a black guy.

You'll notice I say trailer, not movie.  See, I have no urgent impluse to watch Green Lantern as I'm not particularly a fan of him and his band.  And also, not when there's X-Men.


Senin, 23 Mei 2011

Thor Action Figures, Anyone?


I've never understood why Thor has a hammerIf I were a superhero, I'd choose something less cumbersome than a hammer.  I'd like to wield an indestructible samurai or maybe even a whip, but not a hammer, no matter if said hammer faithfully boomerangs back to me anyway.

Maybe, that's why I always cringe when I read crime news where the murder weapon is a hammer and the victim was practically pounded to death like a nail.  It's like carpentry gone wrong.  It's very brutal, I begin to wish it had been a different, less technical weapon. 

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But let's shift to something light.  Below, product description for Hasbro's Thor Action Figure, very much resembling Chris Hemsworth (because kids seeing the movie have to be pacified and not confused about transitions from film adaptations to superhero action figures):"

 
Thor is the sworn protector of both Earth and Asgard. With his hammer Mjolnir in his hand there is nothing that can stand in his way. To battle against villains he calls upon the full strength of his mighty arms and the full power of lightning.


Even the very toughest opponents are no match for you and your Thor figure! When enemies approach, press his belt to unleash flashing lights and electronic phrases, like “I am Thor!” and “Feel the might of my hammer!” If the villains aren’t yet quaking in fear, use his snap-on “lightning” launcher to send “bolts” flying in their direction. With that kind of firepower and your figure’s mighty muscles, you’re sure to win the fight!

Sure.

I still like his classic getup better.  Though I still can't get the hammer.

Minggu, 22 Mei 2011

The Justin Bieber Dolls Need a Haircut Now


Now that Justin Bieber has decided to heart-rendingly let go of his quiff hairdo he's been sporting since Day 1, you'd think the 12-inch Justin Bieber dolls out December last year ought to have a makeover as well just to keep things updated.

Actually, these faithfully-costumed Bieber dolls are not just dolls.  JustinBieberToys.com proudly claims they're Music Video Collection Singing Figures.  And sure enough they sing (rather play) 30 second clips of "Baby" and "One Less Lonely Girl," in case you've forgotten how he sounds like.

Then again, without the signature quiff, it's just not the same Bieber, no matter if he auctioned off that shorn hair for charity.  Oh well, there's still his signature pink shirt and green hoodie to fall back on.

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Other singers who've had their very own doll treatment: Taylor Swift, Miley Cyrus, and Joe Jonas 


P.S.  Just filed this post under Action Figures, in the absence of a Dolls tag.  Must merge the two categories later.

Jumat, 20 Mei 2011

Monster High: Dolls with Character Bios

1. If you're not familiar with Monster High, they're fashion dolls created by Garrett Sander for Mattel as if in the tradition of the Twilight Saga.  So there's a vampire's daughter named Draculaura and a werewolve's daughter named Clawdeen Wolf.
Cleo De Nile, the Mummy's daughter

2. But of course, because it's Monster High, they're joined by a host of other monster staples: respective progenies of the Frankenstein monster, the mummy, a ghost, the Sea monster, the Phantom of the Opera, the Yeti, even Medusa.  Together, these quirky characters are out to cater a new generation of discriminating kids fed up with the lackluster life of Barbie.

3. So monsters (at least their trendy offsprings) have been rendered harmless, less scary, and manageably brought down to the level of wide-eyed curious youngsters.  It's all about reappropriating, trying a different and interesting angle, just as with microbes rendered as plush toys.

4. Thank God, Stephenie Meyer (of Twilight fame) didn't beat Garret Sander to the monster-themed dolls first.  A Bella Swan doll would already be overkill.

5. The Monster High dolls even have character bios on the Monster High website.  Nothing wrong with it.  We're suckers for character bios. 

It's as if someone must do the imagining for us about the characters' eating habits or favorite nail color.  If every little kid in the whole wide world faithfully adopted the character bio for their Monster High doll, that would really even out things, make everything consistent; your doll can only groan ala zombie, just like my doll and the other Ghoulia Yelps dolls.  Somehow I don't like the idea of dolls pre-imagined for kids, no matter if there are webisodes detailing their high school life on the Web each week.

6. And yet our grandfolks fared well back in the old days with their character-bioless dolls.  You gotta miss the old days.
 

Kamis, 19 Mei 2011

Where are the League of Super Evil Toys?

Maybe I'm just not Googling it right, but I can't seem to find any pictures of action figures of the League of Super Evil (L.O.S.E.).

Because hey, even Manny Pacquiao has his own cartoonized action figure courtesy of MINDstyle (makers of Disney action figures).  Thankfully, his toy doppelganger sports badass spiky bangs, not the mop of hair he used to wear during the first few months of 2011 in the manner of Justin Bieber. 


Back to the League of Super Evil.  Where are the action figures?  Where?  Even Amazon doesn't have it.  Shouldn't they be churning out toys based on the cartoon by now.  Or are Voltar and his team not so marketable at all?



Okay, I've watched only three maybe four episodes, but I like the animation style, I like the characters, I like the diminutive Voltar, that hellhound who eats practically anything, including his favorite teammate cum dogchow Doktor Frogg, and the whole coolized concept of evil villains as losers, especially in a world so obsessed with winning, just as Glee celebrates losers and geeks. 

League of Super Evil, by the way, is the creation of a Canadian-based animation studio.  Which is probably why sometimes the antics and humor, though universal, are somewhat off.  But that's exactly why I like it.

Jumat, 13 Mei 2011

How Authentic and Safe is Your Gashapon Toy?

To be honest I have never tried buying anything from gashapon machine.  
 
They're too random for me.  All the possible toys you can get are displayed on top, and 9 out of 10, I only like one, in which case I dread the moment the gashapon drops something on my lap which I do not like at all.  

Which is to say I don't like leaving things to chance (which ironically enough can't be said of my life in general).   Anyway.  This same randomness of gashapons just might be the very appeal of gashapons to toy collectors everywhere, kinda like the fortune in a cookie.  (Do gashapon toys really drop randomly?  Maybe I'm getting it all wrong.)

Anyway.  A Guide to Fake Anime Goods warns about fake low-quality gashapon toys.  

"Fake toys are by and large poorer in quality and even in rare cases poisonous materials are used in paints or plastics.  Official products are higher in quality and are put through rigorous health and safety checks.

The painting and moulding on fakes is usually poor and the low quality materials used often begin to degrade or warp shortly after manufacture.  Simply put, faked Japanese toys and goods are not quality products; they often look noticeably bad and are likely to fall apart within weeks of buying them.
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I once saw an army of gashapon Ultraman action figures in a thrift store, all lying in a row, smelling funny and sticky too on the fingers like they were all going to melt in the next five seconds.  It's the tropical climate, maybe, not good for plastic figures.  


I started being paranoid thinking the paint might leach onto my skin, toxic paint fumes diffusing and released slowly even if it's just miniscule amounts.  I had to ask myself what's so collectible about them.  Considering the amount of gashapon toys manufactured and bought each day by eager young hands, shouldn't health officials be issuing a health safety seal on the toys they've actually deemed safe?

Anyway.  More excerpts from A Guide to Fake Anime Goods in general, not just gashapon toys.
"Spotting pirated or unlicensed goods is not always easy, and even experienced collectors can be fooled on occasion - especially if buying online.  However, there are often some tell-tale signs that indicate when an item is not official, we will go into more depth in the following sections, but here are some general tips.


Quality - A lot of official anime merchandise is aimed at collectors, and quality is therefore paramount.  Although some items are not as well made or impressive as others it is very rare to find badly made anime merchandise, so give items a close look.  If the painting or printing is shoddy, parts don't connect well or the materials look cheap, steer clear.

Price - Japanese merchandise is generally expensive to buy in the UK.  This is due to a combination of high wholesale prices, limited stock and import duties.  Fake/unlicensed merchandise is often cheaper due to poor manufacturing and mass distribution.  If a price seems too good to be true, it often is.

Packaging - Official boxes are well printed and with the correct colours and Japanese spelling.  If the colours are pale and muted, the printing blurry or low quality or the logo is different to the one you have seen before then it is probably a fake.  Always look for the holographic or coloured stickers that denote official merchandise, these are always present on real items and often feature the anime studio logo. Also based on the agreement between toy companies and the JTA (Japan Toy Association), some Japanese toys that have been approved by the designated testing bodies of the ST standard are allowed to put an ST Mark on their products or packages. "ST Marks" on the toys show that the Association ensures that the toys were carefully manufactured in the safety aspect. If a product has this mark on it is a genuine product.

Oldness - Some series have revivals on anniversary years, and some never go out of fashion, but many series are of a particular time.  Once an anime or manga series finishes in Japan, the merchandise generally dries up.  If you find merchandise for an older series, particularly ones that were relatively short, you should take more care before buying unless you are willing to pay very high prices for those rare goods.

Newness - If a series has just come out in Japan there will not be a great deal of merchandise for it.  You may get the odd piece early on, but the Japanese merchandising machine usually kicks into gear once a series becomes more popular.  If a series is new and you see lots of merchandise for it - particularly if it is mostly posters, bags and clothing - then there is a very high probability that the merchandise is fake or unlicensed. Be aware that in most cases Japanese series are generally released well in advance of screenings in the west so some legitimate merchandisers may have certain figure goods in their store before a western release.

Colouring/Design - The Japanese know what the characters look like, and so do Japanese fans.  They will not buy something that doesn't look like the series, and neither should we.  Always look at the characters or the designs on the merchandise - do they look like they do in the anime or manga?  Are the colours the same?  Official manufacturers will not get things like this wrong, even if the colours are only slightly off then you could be looking at a fake....

HOW TO LOOK FOR FAKES

Quality

So what are the main differences?  Fake toys are by and large poorer in quality and even in rare cases poisonous materials are used in paints or plastics.  There are different levels of fakes, the higher the price the better the quality of the fake.  Telltale signs of fakes are poor painting, bad moulding, warped or ill-fitting parts and incorrect details or painting colours.  Basically, the official companies know what the characters look like, and they won't get something like the colour of a character's clothing or the number of markings on Totoro's chest wrong.  Suffice to say, official products are higher in quality than fakes and are put through rigorous health and safety checks.

Price

Genuine goods are expensive to buy and import from Japan due to shipping and tax.  Here is a rough price guide pertaining to anime figures.

Gashapon figures are between £1 and £3 in Japan, so for a set of 5 figures in Japan you can pay between £5 and £15.  In the UK and US they range from £10 to £20 due to import customs costs, exporting tax costs and shipping.  From China you pay £5 no matter what they cost in Japan.  Boxed Candy Toys range from £2 to £4 per figure in Japan and for a set of 5 figures you expect to pay between £10 and £20.  In the UK and US they range from £20 to £30 due to the costs mentioned above.  From China you pay £5 to £10 no matter what the originals cost in Japan.  Sad to say it, but if you see a price that looks too good to be true, it probably is.

Unfortunately fake retailers are wising up to this and have started selling their goods at a much higher price to confuse buyers in to thinking that their goods are genuine..."

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To sum it up,
a. If it smells funny, it's a fake and probably not safe for your health
b. Ditto if it's sticky on your fingers.
c. If the paint job is sloppy and not faithful to the original, Son Goku's hair rendered bright blue for instance.
d. If the sculpting likewise is sloppy (plastic remnants still sticking out of the action figure's armpits, calves, nose, etc), it's a fake.


Sabtu, 16 April 2011

The Miniature Action Figure Town of Marwencol


This is not the new promotional ad for Barbie.  This is the fictional city of Marwencol

by Mark Hogancamp done at 1/6 scale.

Marwerncol (a merging of the names of his two lady crushes and his own name) is mostly set in World War II, owing to Hogancamp's being an ex-Navy.

Admittedly, his laborious, surreal dioramas do not have any aesthetic or artistic aspirations, at least in the beginning.  In 2000 Hogancamp was badly beaten in a New York bar by five men, leaving him in a coma for nine days.  He lost some of his memories, his speech, and was unable to walk.  The Marwencol dioramas were his way to regain back a piece of his life.

So when funds were low and he couldn't afford hospital rehab anymore, he took to messing around with his beloved action figures, staging scenes and taking photos of them as a way to pass time and in the process rehabilitate himself as well.

 Each photograph is part of an ongoing narrative, much like a comic book or stills from a movie.  And eventually someone took notice.  (This kind of haunting menagerie is pretty much hard to ignore).  New York galleries exhibited Hogancamp's Nazi-invaded photos, and last year




filmmaker Jeff Malmberg made a documentary about Hogancamp simply called Marwencol.