Chapter 10, In Which They Meet the Black Horse

-Wow.  That yours, Colonel?

-Er, nope, Stop, thank you very much.  Obviously, that's not my Matilda.  And obviously, with my size there's no way I can mount that horse.

-See, it's not just a horse.  It's a stallion.  All beefy and ebony.  I bet he goes to the gym three times a day and uses dedicated hair products all the time and has 1000+ friends in Facebook.

-Dinkey, you must be feeling inadequate right now.

- No, just unevolved.